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Will

One day a Sergeant decides to take his squad out to the firing range;

they all line up fifty meters away from the targets

when the Sergeant says, "alright soldiers, fire at will!"

so the troop aims their rifles towards their good buddy WILL,

and fire in his general direction; who gets hit by a couple of bullets,

and he shouts out in pain, "oooOOOWWW!"

THEN THE SERGEANT GRABS ONE OF THE MENS RIFLES

AND SHOUTS, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SOLDIERS?!"

and the man replies, “You said fire at Will, I didn't want to shoot him so I missed, sorry..!”

 

I thought hash (#) was corned beef, SPAM was something you fried and phishing was some you did when you wanted to eat fish. Hell, a long time  ago I thought a CD was something at a bank! 

Rick Adamson 2014 

"The Chicago Way: Deceive, Distract, Deny, Delay, and Do take credit for anything good that happens.Using this strategy the Administration has shown that they can get away with just about anything, e.g., fast and furious, Benghazi, IRS, NSA, DOJ snooping and Obamacare among many other "manufactured crisis"".  

Rick Adamson 2013  

The funniest thing I have seen this year only 26 seconds but so funny...and worth a look

 

Old accountants never die; they just lose their balance

Dumb Criminals

A job applicant’s polygraph test for the Washington State Patrol came to an abrupt end after officers discovered an interesting piece of literature on the front seat of his car. The title of the book: How to Beat a Lie Detector Test.

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